This is an actual quote from President Trump: "I loved my previous life. I had so many things going. This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier."
It looks like Jim DeMint is about to be ousted from his position as head of the Heritage Foundation.
Bryan Fischer laments that "even the emojis are going all gay."
Laurie Higgins hopes that Fox News will "one day soon hire some true conservative commentators who are smart, wise, and courageous enough to offer full-bodied, unashamed, articulate, intelligent defenses of conservative positions on issues related to homosexuality."
Finally, Wayne Allyn Root brilliantly suggests that President Trump just ask the American people to donate the money needed to build his border wall: "For $100 each donor will get their name on a brick on the wall (i.e.: this portion of the wall donated by John Q. Public). For $1,000 each donor will get their name on a large section of the wall -- just like the signs along the highways of America, honoring people or companies who donated to clean that portion of the highway."