Dave Daubenmire vehemently defends Roy Moore and predicts that if Moore can withstand the current scandal, "this man will be President of the United States one day."
Andrew Bieszad says that all the right-wing activists who are worried about Western Civilization being conquered by Islam don't realize that "they have already been conquered by the LGBT" movement.
Gary Bauer has managed to find a way to blame President Obama for the recent mass shooting at a church in Texas.
Judicial nominee Brett Talley, who is already wildly unqualified for a seat on the federal bench, somehow forgot to mention that he is married to a lawyer who works in the White House.
Finally, Liz Crokin thinks that Carrie Underwood's recent injury was God's punishment for criticizing President Trump.